Mornings With Jay

Mornings With Jay Marchillo

Just give me a second...okay:

hey there stranger, thanks for reading my bio!  Unless of course you're just trolling for credit card information and looking for clues as to what my online passwords could be.  Let me help... my mothers' maiden name is WAGNER, my first pet was named TUFFY, and my favorite password is PASSWORD, or PASSWORD1 if it needs letters and numbers.  A little more about me?  My favorite number is 123456 and my favorite color is PASSWORD=BLUE.  As for the rest:
This is the part where I make up something funny to make sure you keep reading.  You know, something about how I'm so tall that my mom made me join the circus because they were the only ones with pants my size.  Or how I grew up on a Hollywood back-lot and cracked into showbiz as an understudy for one of the Olsen Twins (hint: the ugly one).  Or how my real first name is "Millhouse". None of that is true.  In fact, I've been your morning guy for close to 3 years now and people still confuse me for Luke Nugent. Easy way to find out:  flip a coin... ... if the person quickly snatches the coin and runs away, you just met ME!
Current TV obsessions include Girls, Community, Shameless, Louie, and Chopped, which is simply the best reality/cooking show ever.  OK, you have in your basket:  cow tongues, cotton candy, asparagus, and an old shoe.  Go make supper!
It's easy to say "I love all music except country. tee hee", so I figure I'll break it down by location:
GYM:  Nine Inch Nails, Tool, anything with an anger level of +7 or greater
HOME:  Frank Ocean, Radiohead, anything with a beat and less than one (1) team of songwriters
CAR:  Mix 96.7, that song that just played on Mix 96.7, and have you heard that morning guy on Mix 96.7???
Usually if I'm still awake by the end of the movie I consider it a victory for film-making! Movies I've recently fallen asleep in include: Lincoln, Men in Black III, and a commercial for Twilight. Movies I loved this year: Django Unchained, Wreck-It-Ralph, and every part of Silver Linings Playbook that featured Jennifer Lawrence in some type of spandex.
I like food, almost as much as I like air.  On my list of top 5 necessities it goes: 1) air  2) water  3) Kool-Aid  4) food  5) Snuggie
You can follow me on twitter (twitter.com/mix967jay), and join in the fun every morning 5:30am - 9:00pm on facebook.com/mix967!
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