Jay & Tori’s BANNED Facebook Posts – Sept 21, 2023
Big news today, Tori has a boyfriend! Well… more accurately, she has a computer and a dream. It was sure great to meet Alex Irwin (her new A.I. boyfriend) this morning. How could this possibly go wrong?
Are you a huge fan of Hallmark Christmas movies? You can say yes, it’s ok. We took a stab at coming up with some local ‘classics’:
“Santa’s Salsa Surprise in Tomato Town: A Leamington Hometown Holiday”
“Harrow’s Hilarious Holiday Hijinks”
“Tecumseh’s Tinsel Tangle: The Great Snowball Showdown”
“Hiram Walker’s Whisky Wonderland: A Spirited Christmas Tale”
“Essex Ice Dreams: A Christmas Hockey Miracle”
If you want to see all 40 movies you can check them out here. Some that Tori have circled include “Flipping for Christmas” (Nov 3) and “Never Been Chris’d” (Nov 4).
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This next story comes out of Michigan and comes with a warning from local law enforcement: If your Apple watch falls into the port-a-potty do not… we repeat, do NOT… … go climbing down after it.
Otsego County: First Responders rescue woman trapped inside outhouse toilet at Dixon Lake. https://t.co/ua3CTr8k8X pic.twitter.com/t2DNeWO1Hi
— MSP Seventh District (@mspnorthernmi) September 20, 2023
Police issued a public reminder saying, “If you lose an item in an outhouse toilet, do not attempt to venture inside the containment area. Serious injury may occur.” She’s OK, but after reading that we are not.
Incidentally, here are the 10(!!) things you should do if you’re ever in that situation:
#11 … do #10 again.
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And, the huge news for us is that Antonino’s Class of the Week is back! This is one of the things we missed the most during the pandemic, hanging out with local kids and dropping off a pizza lunch is the highlight of anyone’s day and we’re so happy it’s back. Enter here and we’ll see you soon!
