Jay & Tori’s BANNED Facebook Posts – Sept 6, 2023
Happy SECOND day of school! Today’s show is brought to you by the letter A (as in ‘Mom, we have to go to school AGAIN today?) and the number 24 because Tori tells me it was 24 years got that this show premiered. I have no clue what this is but she says it was big:
We also found this: someone broke down all of the differences between the Beyoncé’s Renaissance and Taylor’s Eras world tours. Here are a few:
Average Show Runtime:
Renaissance: 2 hours and 29 minutes
Eras: 3 hours and 23 minutes
Costume Changes Per Show:
Renaissance: 9
Eras: 16
Number of Backup Dancers:
Renaissance: 23
Eras: 16
Number of Surprise Guests:
Renaissance: 15
Eras: 5
Number of Mishaps So Far:
Renaissance: 1 . . . including a malfunctioning giant flying horse.
Eras: 7 . . . like when Taylor swallowed a bug in Chicago.
Number of Tori sightings:
Renaissance: 1
Eras: 0
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We’re also asking this: If you have a bunch of sadistic friends (like I do) who offer you $1000 to not watch any football this season, could you do it? (*keeping in mind, there’s a 70% chance these dufus’s wouldn’t pay so I’m taking this offer with a grain of salt)
(Oh, and the picture waaaaay above is what the side of my daughter’s bed looks like. I like that she gave us equal billing with her Pooping Puppies sticker, big honour.)
Have a great Wednesday! You’ve got this.
