Jay & Tori’s BANNED Facebook Posts – Sept 5, 2023
Welcome back!! An especially warm welcome to any of our teacher friends who are seeing the morning sun for the first time in two months. (I always pictured my teachers going on a big 60 day bender, the school air replaced by a haze of marijuana smoke and whiskey bottles, barely finding the time to shave or shower, picking fights in the streets with people who are wearing their pants too low or chewing gum… … or maybe that was just my mom. )
This morning we told you about our favourite new disgruntled employee. Emily started a new job that she was really excited for… until they told her to ditch the pink hair.
First of all, her hair is gorgeous. Second….. who cares what colour your hair is?? Does black-haired employee work harder than a pink-haired employee? What if she had NO hair? We applaud you, Emily. We’re sending you a wig.
(photos from emuhleeebee/TikTok)
And a huge CONGRATS to our latest Friends With Benefits winners!!
Your next chance to win is THIS FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 8th. If you’d like to be this happy in a few days, enter here and make sure you’re tuned in at 7:50am!
